canadianlolitics:

‘Why is the minister breaking government rules? Why is he giving taxpayers the gold finger?’  - The Honourable Scott Brison, MP for Kings-Hants

‘When Canadians are struggling just to get by, why are Conservative ministers showering each other with gold? Why the golden showers, Mr. Speaker?’  - The Honourable Scott Brison, MP for Kings-Hants 

‘Mr. Speaker, folklore has it that the Canadian beaver will bite off its own testicles when it is threatened and offer them up to its tormentors.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘This is a fucking disgrace…closure again. And on the Budget! There’s not a democracy in the world that would tolerate this jackboot shit.’  - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘Fuck you.’  - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘Eat my shorts.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘What bullshit is this?’  The Honourable Bob Rae, MP for Toronto Centre

‘Oh, you piece of shit!’ - Justin Trudeau, MP for Papineau

‘I should have called him an Honourable Asshole.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘Mr. Speaker, […] I rise today to condemn the Conservatives for their boosterism and cheerleading of the asbestos cartel and the human misery it causes. […] Dante should have reserved a special level of hell for [these] charlatans and the fraudsters.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘I want my Canada back!’ - Justin Trudeau, MP for Papineau

‘Rupert Murdoch is a bag of shit.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘This is a minister who uses extreme language, who shouts and sounds like the angry troll under the bridge in 3 Billy Goats Gruff.’ - Charlie Angus, MP for Timmins-James Bay