December 2009
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Peanut butter banana smoothies!
The best on-the-go food ever. I’ve had it for breakfast three days in a row - it’s so ridiculously easy to throw together, and actually nutritious, too. It almost tastes like a Reeses Piece in smoothie form… 1 frozen banana 2 tablespoons of peanut butter 1 cup of milk (add more if you like your smoothies not as thick) Blend and eat!
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 25th
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Oh retail...
Customer: Where are the Christmas carols? Me: Oh, they’d be in the music section. Customer: What? Why would they be in the music section? Look, I know that as far as music goes, Christmas carols leave much to be desired, but seriously.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Feschuk’s dictionary, 2009 edition →
This is all sorts of fantastic. ahmadinejad vb. 1. to threaten violence upon one’s neighbour: Once spring arrived, Jason ahmadinejaded the Johnsons until they took down their Christmas lights.
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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“Looks fine, would suggest changing the font to, say, comic sans possibly?”
– (via clientsfromhell) let’s try to put the sans in comic sans
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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“We really don’t like web as a medium. Can you please force our site’s...”
– (via clientsfromhell) Mmkay, and we also don’t like emails; can you please correspond with us through pigeons? We want our mail delivery systems to be more tangible.
Dec 12th
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But does she weigh as much as a duck?
“A Toronto woman is in custody facing the old and rare charge of practicing witchcraft, along with fraud charges, police said. The charge of practicing witchcraft in Canada’s Criminal Code dates back to 1892… Persaud also faces two fraud charges in connection with some of those ventures, but the witchcraft charge stemmed from an incident in which she allegedly read Tarot cards...
Dec 11th
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free market madness
“How many free market economists does it take to change a lightbulb?” “How many?” “None, the Market would have done it already if it needed replacement.” - Overheard at UBC
Dec 9th
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oh, retail
“These new chip cards are like sex: pull out too early, and it doesn’t work.” - customer doing Christmas shopping, on credit cards.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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